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Post by Forum Administrator on May 2, 2008 15:44:54 GMT -5
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Post by crichton on May 2, 2008 16:16:38 GMT -5
thay are all good an true
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Post by Forum Administrator on May 3, 2008 7:52:09 GMT -5
I really like "Cats are not chew toys, and kittens do not need to be hid under the couch" I also love "I do not need to slap the cat in the face with a piece of sliced ham before eating it" Hahaha!  |
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Post by jennifer5799 on May 3, 2008 22:30:35 GMT -5
Oh my gawsh that was LONG!!! I ended up skimming most of it, but here's the ones that caught my attention! 32. I will not eat foam ear plugs - Fender LOVES them! 11. I will not "help" my human type - Ferrets do not like it when the computer is in your lap instead of them. 29. I will not stage a stampede with my brothers and sisters when my human attempts to open the door to an off-bounds area. - One of my sis-in-laws ex-ferrets always charged the hallway door when I tried to enter or exit the living room. 23. There is nothing fun inside the printer - ok, well this is the cat, but still funny! LOL 8. Face-diving in the dog's water dish is not fun. Really. - F&G were obsessed with the water dish. We'll have to see what F&K think of the new BIG water dish we got! 41. I will not drag my brother around by the scruff of his neck. This is not fun, even though I think it is. - See picture, of course it was "sister" not brother....  56. I will not steal the newborn kittens and put them in my hidey-hole. They are too small to play, with, and mama cat gets VERY angry at me. - That's just a HILARIOUS thought!! There were a bunch of others that made me LOL.....I had never seen that before! |
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Post by buzzonesbirdie on May 7, 2008 22:42:41 GMT -5
"Cats are not chew toys, and kittens do not need to be hid under the couch"
This is standard in my house. At least once a day i have to rescue the cat from 3-5 ferrets as they all try at once to drag her under the couch.
Also they all love to help me type--usally with bad results LOL
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Post by tsslilsis on May 9, 2008 10:16:47 GMT -5
Why wouldn't they try to hide the cats though? They can be fluffy bed if they want them to be.. lol. [xxx] is not a bed: --- My human's clean or dirty clothes hampers; the kid's shoe, my litterbox..... Do you know how many times I've found them sleeping in the litter box? I'm just thankful they only do it AFTER we clean the litter box. [xxx] is not a ferret food: --- Rubber bands; foam, *anything*. Weezer ate part of a little foam toe spreader a couple days ago.. Glad he chewed it small enough to be passed! --- I will not steal the [xxx] to stash in my hidey-hole: --- Shoes; keys; socks; eyeglasses; cordless phones; insoles out of shoes; my human's Platinum Master Card and her American Express Card. A week ago, we cleaned under the couch and found TWENTY FIVE SOCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And, maybe that is where my glasses went (Missing for two weeks now). And slippers, AND the insoles of shoes. 5. Ferrets do not wear make-up. I do not need to investigate my human's make-up bag. Um, Weezer did more then investigate.  (I know it looks like I was mushing his head but I wasn't). He also got Lil into makeup after we did their intro.. She came out from hiding with it all over her head. -~Ketlin |
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Post by Forum Administrator on May 9, 2008 10:33:42 GMT -5
Oh my God that pic of Weezer is hilarious.....uh.....that shade of pink looks lovely on him....hahaha! |
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Post by jennifer5799 on May 9, 2008 10:37:48 GMT -5
The lipstick looks beautiful!! That's too funny!
Fender has an obsession with socks. I do/used to do in home spas, and had a big box of spa socks (thick ankle socks) and I regularly had to dig them out from under hubby's desk and from under the cage...
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Post by suds on Aug 2, 2008 19:48:42 GMT -5
that was fun to read
thought this was funny only because I could see it happen to me lol
I will not hide in the shower until an unsuspecting male visitor needs to use the toilet and jump out at him to his arms while he is
using it. The visitor and my human do not like cleaning up the floor and the walls from a missed stream.
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Post by whipple on Aug 2, 2008 21:32:44 GMT -5
Someone please put it into a different formet, my computer won't let me see it, or even download adobe again.  Sucky computer! |
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Post by whipple on Aug 3, 2008 12:49:24 GMT -5
Thanks for sending me the list Suds!
So my faves are these:
28. I will not climb into the cupboards and then up to the top drawer to fall asleep on the straws causing my humans to search for me
for three hours.
My first ferret peanut hid under a huge tv while visiting a friend. He had a recliner and so I was scared I was gonna find a dead fert. Then she comes out stretching and yawning from her nap.
71. I will not try to figure out ways to get onto the coffee table so I can get into all the things I'm not supposed to.
I found out last night that Rascal is part flying squirrel, and promptly moved the coffee table further away from the couch.
45. When I'm preparing to poop in a corner, and my human sees me and comes running towards me screaming "NOOO! Bad ferret!"
I will not hurry to squat and poop in the corner before she can grab me. When she is running and screaming, it means I'm already
in trouble and I should head for the nearest litterbox to avoid getting in MORE trouble.
This is Rascal, especially when pooping off the stairs at the front door.
And this is Lars:
22. I will not dig through the carpet, through the carpet padding, and down to the bare floor because I'm frustrated that I'm no good
at climbing.
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Post by weeksl08 on Aug 4, 2008 10:34:37 GMT -5
4. Ferrets do not need to shower their humans with kisses after they made sure that the other ferrets are not imposters by smelling
their butts.
26. I will not claim possession by rubbing my crotch on all my humans' shoes, video game controllers, plates, beanie-babies, movies,
DVDs, remote controls, toys that are my brothers', or anything else I can straddle.
36. I will not completely flatten myself so I can crawl underneath the bedroom door of the sleeping guest who is not fond of ferrets
just so I can crawl into bed with her and lick her toes.
43. I will not get my human's PJ bottoms while she is asleep and have a party in her pants.
74. I will respect my human's ferret proofing techniques and try not to create more things to hide from my presence.
80. It is my human's bed, not mine. I will stop biting her when she tries to climb into it.
((will finish later))
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Post by pear2apple on Aug 6, 2008 9:27:11 GMT -5
My absolute favorite:
44. I will not go into the furnace ducts that are on the floor. They are dirty and it scares the humans.
It is scary to know your ferret is climbing through the furnace ducts with the heat on in the middle of winter, not knowing where those ducts go! My college roommate's ferret started doing that and we thought he was cooking down there for like 20mins. She was hysterical and crying, I was freaking out too.
Then we had to keep him in her room only since he kept trying to get down there, and we glued it down, but he was so thin he fit through the vent bars since a few were bent wider.
Then while I was studying in my room, and she was in her room, I heard a rustle and some soft dooking, I look over, there's Oscar (the ferret) poking his head up under my vent! Sigh, we had to glue all the vents down and he wasn't allowed out of the cage very much after that. Its ok, she moved out like 2 weeks later and went back home.
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Post by charmantpapillon on Aug 9, 2008 20:03:54 GMT -5
26. I will not claim possession by rubbing my crotch on all my humans' shoes, video game controllers, plates, beanie-babies, movies,
DVDs, remote controls, toys that are my brothers', or anything else I can straddle.
^----- Does this include calico cats? *grins*
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